Looking At Life Through The Minds Eye Of Funny Cats

Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’, you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love - rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here’s what funny cats think about humans!

The vet is a place with a horrible smell that humans take you if you are sick. To avoid going to the vet, run outside and hide when you see the cat-carrier. When you are eventually caught, struggle as much as you can so they can’t put you in the carrier.

On the way to the vet, meow as loudly as possible. If you can, put your claws through the carrier’s bars and scratch the human. When you arrive at the vet, push yourself as far back in the carrier as you can. Also splay your legs out. They will really battle to get you out.

When you get home and it’s time for your medicine, run as soon as you hear the pills rattling in the bottle. Squirm when they try to open your mouth. If they do succeed in getting the pill in, get onto the nearest chair and throw up. If you can’t make the chair in time, a Persian rug will do nicely.

One of the best ways to have fun is to wake up a sleeping human. Jump up and purr, head-butt, meow or walk on her or him. If you get no reaction, you will have resort to other measures. Rip down the posters, rattle the blinds or scrape your claws noisily on the bed base. You will succeed in the end.

When your owners have guests, you must quickly detect the person who hates cats. Hop onto this lap as fast as you can. The guest who proclaims a love for cats should be completely shunned. Be aloof and unfriendly as they make stupid sounds to call you over. If this person continues, you might have to sharply nip his or her ankle. Be sure to follow every guest into the toilet and stare intently at them.

Lastly, if you want to show love to your owners, a gift will be appreciated. Present them with a disemboweled garden snake, a frog or a rodent. Their delight will be evident by their facial expressions. Now you know what funny cats think of human beings!

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